Another bizarre horoscope posting just for fun on a cold winter Sunday. (From Laughsend)
Aries (21 March - 19 April)
Super-hero day is your own invention, and as such not a free-pass to wearing your underwear on the outside. Sleep deprivation can affect you negatively today, so ensure you murder all the dogs in your area for a guaranteed good night's kip. The older you get the more you're starting to realise that everyone else is an idiot.
Considering my strange sleep patterns, it is possible that the "sleep deprivation" line could have some bearing. Perhaps I should try and spend more time here: