Miracle Boy?

The word "Wobble" might mean something to you today that it simply hasn't meant before. Good luck is not what you need right now. You could do with the services of a made-up superhero called "Miracle boy".

(From Laughsend.)

I was going to add, maybe if he brings the Miracle Whip, but that could be taken the wrong way, depending on where one's brain is at.

Note: Hmm.... I just remembered that if it didn't rain today, I was going to cut the grass for the first time this year. It is blue skies and sun, so I'm thinking that Miracle boy would sure come in handy about now.