Cuddly and fluffy?

Storm THE cat

Laughsend is usually good for a chortle, and today's FUNNY horoscope pour moi didn't disappoint:

"You won't be hospitalised today, but things may not go as planned. Wearing a hat will only bring true happiness. Be cuddly today and possibly as fluffy as possible."

All I have to say to that is Bwahahahaha. Cuddly and fluffy... ME?  I did notice that they added "as possible"...