There is something seriously wrong if:
1. The only thing that makes your heart beat is
speeding up the Tetris blocks and losing.
speeding up the Tetris blocks and losing.
2. Doing poorly at Sudoku makes you question
your very existence.
your very existence.
3. "It could be worse" is tantamount to saying
"I'm stuck here for the rest of my life."
"I'm stuck here for the rest of my life."
4. You stare into the distance knowing that
there is something out there for you, but
that you can't have it.
there is something out there for you, but
that you can't have it.
5. Your 80 year old dad has more of a social
life than you do.
life than you do.
7. You wonder where your brain has gone
and you find yourself staring at the floor.
and you find yourself staring at the floor.
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8. Reading the Wikipedia biography of Flavor Flav. Because it's more interesting that the Scooby Doo Meets Jerry Reed cartoon that's on.
How do you come up with these things? I have not heard the name Flavour Flav in a very, very long time. How DO you spend your free time? Maybe I don't want to know.
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